Un mapamundi hecho con pieles de mandarinas!

World map made from the skins of mandarins :)

De / From Patada a seguir.

Dónde?! Vale, cojo mi abrigo y me voy.

Where?! Ok, see you later.

Anything...

...rather than studying.

To whomever these belong...

...may they collect them. I hope that there isn't a next time as we are tired of picking up crap and will take measures.

La historia de control de la natalidad.

Pero el villano sige persigiendola.

I got you, there is no escape!

Ya te tengo, no me puedes escapar!

He vuelto desde lejos! Y ahora tengo internet!

I return from afar, and am reconnected to the internet!

Yo sé lo que tú hiciste el último verano...
I know what you did last summer...

Einstein...you know, that guy who invented electricity - duh!

Idea: A man having an idea before Einstein.
Ignorance: The inventor of the light-bulb was Thomas Edison...

Eliminación de graffitis. Lláme...mierda!

Los niños y los locos siempren tienen la razón

Pregunta: Qué quisiera tu máma para navidad?
Nino: Vino.

Si, elegiría yo eso también.

Son las 2 de la madrugada. Tú:
Solicitas un taxi para llevarte a casa.
Envias un mensaje a "Party Info." (Infomación fiesta)
Tienes sexo anal.

Paco!? Is that you!?

Label: Juicy chunks of Paco and liver.

Wherever is Paco?
New dog food, now with the meat from Pacos.

Presione el boton. Coge el tocino.

Un mono hizo esta foto del fotógrafo.

La ropa interior según Brian.

Sexy Underwear (according to Brian):

For Her -
* Little Material.
* Bows.
* Lace.
* Silk.

For Him -
* Clean.
* No holes.

De / From Patada a Seguir.

Don't bother trying to recreate this, it won't work.

No te molestes en intentar recrear esta foto, no vas a lograrlo.

Context. This picture lacks it.

Miau, miau, oinc-oinc?

Kitttyyyyyyyy!

Piedra, papel o tijera!

Antes de que inventaran la tijera y el papel, el juego no fue muy divertido.

From the one who cleared up the chunder.

Dear neighbors in our building: If you decide to throw parties, please take into account the following:
1. Do not vomit out of the window.
2. Don't make excessive noise.
3. In the case that you do make excessive noise, invite the rest of your neighbors.
4. Change your DJ.
Kindest regards,
Signed: The one who cleaned up the chunder.

Me da vértigo!

Bien hecho, habeís asegurado bien esas piedras.

Abra con cuidado!

Open carefully! :3

De / From Patada a Seguir.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia.

¡No lo desperdicies!

Viuda gana el derecho a utilizar la esperma de su marido difunto.

De / From TheWeaselKing.

Cosas que no se ven a menudo #1

Un conejillo de indias montado en una capibara.

Things you don't seen often #1: A guinea pig riding a capybara.

Weaselking

Con todos ustedes, ¡El Cartel Autoreferente!

De/From - http://www.cuantarazon.com

Humourous? Yes. True? Sadly.

No me dan trabajo porque no tengo experiencia.
No tengo experiencia porque no me dan trabajo.

Demasiados dulces!!!

Dos cachorros de gato patinegro nacieron en Nueva Orleans. Estos son gatitos muy importantes puesto que su especie está en el borde de la extinción :(

Two Black Footed Cat kittens born in New Orleans. These are very important little kittens as their species is on the edge of extinction :(

De/From ZooBorns.com

Nothing unusual or perverse here...

I buy female pubic hair to make doll eyelashes.

Que te jodan quejica!

To the person who left my wallet at the police station:

For the small detail of you returning it I thank you, and as for the 20 "borrowed" euros that you took with you, I hope you spend them on whores, it's what I was going to do myself spending them on your mother. Tell your mother I'm sorry.

Sincerely,

Your new friend.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Esperamos 30 minutos y no nos atendieron.

Guess who's mum's favourite chick!

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Discovered, a young person who actually works in the same sector they studied.

An exceptional case which is baffling the experts.

His parents wonder what they did wrong...

Viñeta de Aleix Saló (strip by Aleix Saló).

Park like a human being, not like a son of a bitch. Thanks.

It's not easy to be a Nazi...

Visto en yonkis.com (from yonkis.com)

Estoy harto de ser Batman, así que hoy voy a estar búho.

Love me when I least deserve it because it will be when I need it most.

Algo me dice que alguien no estaba feliz con este anuncio...

Anuncio: Si este coche fuera mujer, le darían un pellizco al culo.

Grafiti: Si esta mujer fuera coche, te atropellaría.

Cuando somos jóvenes, leemos y creemos las cosas más fantásticas.

Cosas del todo mundo que me gustan.

Things from around the world that please me.