Hey everyone! / ¡Hola a todos!

A bilingual Spanish / English blog about weird, wonderful and humorous things from around the world.
Un blog biligüe Español / Inglés sobre las cosas extrañas, maravillosas y chistosas de todo el mundo.

Thursday 11 August 2011

Try to think things through more maybe?


Piénsa bien lo que haces.

Giraffes have no soul!


10. El siguiente diagrama ilustra mejor:
A. La teoría de la evolución de Lamarck.
B. La teoría de la evolución de Darwin.
C. Los principios de Malthus.
D. La teoría de los cambios del pasado de Lyell.
Grafiti: E. Las jirafas son criaturas sin corazones.

Hemos encontrado un gatito.


Gato encontrado el domingo 17 de abril cerca de Crofton Parkway. Gato amable y domiliciario que responde al nombre "Bigote." Grafiti: Como se descubrió esto?

Si es tu gatito o sabes de quien pertenece, lláma....o mándame un correo.

Monday 1 August 2011

Sabelotodo...



Por Favor, no cuelgue cosas de este caño. Gracias. 
(salvo notas sobre caños)

Wow, what is it with the Spanish leaving arsey messages in shared accommodation?


Today, Saturday 5th, when I awoke at 5:45 this morning I heard voices and laughter in the entrance-way. I went downstairs and saw 3 youths doing lines on the stairway which leads to the storage room. If you all fancy leaving the door to the street open, above all at the weekends, please go ahead, and leave the doors to your houses open for them too and give them breakfast.
Illustration: a magdalena cake, a cup of Cola Cao and 2 lines of coke.

Saturday 30 July 2011

To whomever these belong...


...may they collect them. I hope that there isn't a next time as we are tired of picking up crap and will take measures.

La historia de control de la natalidad.


Pero el villano sige persigiendola.

I got you, there is no escape!

Ya te tengo, no me puedes escapar!

He vuelto desde lejos! Y ahora tengo internet!

I return from afar, and am reconnected to the internet!


Yo sé lo que tú hiciste el último verano...
I know what you did last summer...

Monday 18 July 2011

Si, elegiría yo eso también.


Son las 2 de la madrugada. Tú:
Solicitas un taxi para llevarte a casa.
Envias un mensaje a "Party Info." (Infomación fiesta)
Tienes sexo anal.

Paco!? Is that you!?


Label: Juicy chunks of Paco and liver.

Wherever is Paco?
New dog food, now with the meat from Pacos.

Presione el boton. Coge el tocino.

Tuesday 12 July 2011

Miau, miau, oinc-oinc?


Kitttyyyyyyyy!

Piedra, papel o tijera!


Antes de que inventaran la tijera y el papel, el juego no fue muy divertido.

From the one who cleared up the chunder.


Dear neighbors in our building: If you decide to throw parties, please take into account the following:
1. Do not vomit out of the window.
2. Don't make excessive noise.
3. In the case that you do make excessive noise, invite the rest of your neighbors.
4. Change your DJ.
Kindest regards,
Signed: The one who cleaned up the chunder.

Saturday 9 July 2011

¡No lo desperdicies!


Viuda gana el derecho a utilizar la esperma de su marido difunto.

De / From TheWeaselKing.

Thursday 7 July 2011

Humourous? Yes. True? Sadly.


No me dan trabajo porque no tengo experiencia.
No tengo experiencia porque no me dan trabajo.

Wednesday 6 July 2011

Demasiados dulces!!!


Dos cachorros de gato patinegro nacieron en Nueva Orleans. Estos son gatitos muy importantes puesto que su especie está en el borde de la extinción :(

Two Black Footed Cat kittens born in New Orleans. These are very important little kittens as their species is on the edge of extinction :(

Nothing unusual or perverse here...


I buy female pubic hair to make doll eyelashes.

Tuesday 5 July 2011

Que te jodan quejica!

To the person who left my wallet at the police station:

For the small detail of you returning it I thank you, and as for the 20 "borrowed" euros that you took with you, I hope you spend them on whores, it's what I was going to do myself spending them on your mother. Tell your mother I'm sorry.

Sincerely,

Your new friend.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Esperamos 30 minutos y no nos atendieron.

Monday 4 July 2011

Guess who's mum's favourite chick!

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Discovered, a young person who actually works in the same sector they studied.
An exceptional case which is baffling the experts.
His parents wonder what they did wrong...


Viñeta de Aleix Saló (strip by Aleix Saló).