Piénsa bien lo que haces.
Thursday, 11 August 2011
Giraffes have no soul!
10. El siguiente diagrama ilustra mejor:
A. La teoría de la evolución de Lamarck.
B. La teoría de la evolución de Darwin.
C. Los principios de Malthus.
D. La teoría de los cambios del pasado de Lyell.
Grafiti: E. Las jirafas son criaturas sin corazones.
Hemos encontrado un gatito.
Gato encontrado el domingo 17 de abril cerca de Crofton Parkway. Gato amable y domiliciario que responde al nombre "Bigote." Grafiti: Como se descubrió esto?
Si es tu gatito o sabes de quien pertenece, lláma....o mándame un correo.
Sunday, 7 August 2011
A book commits suicide every time you put on Telecinco.
Basically like our very own channel 5. Full of shit.
Monday, 1 August 2011
Wow, what is it with the Spanish leaving arsey messages in shared accommodation?
Today, Saturday 5th, when I awoke at 5:45 this morning I heard voices and laughter in the entrance-way. I went downstairs and saw 3 youths doing lines on the stairway which leads to the storage room. If you all fancy leaving the door to the street open, above all at the weekends, please go ahead, and leave the doors to your houses open for them too and give them breakfast.
Illustration: a magdalena cake, a cup of Cola Cao and 2 lines of coke.
Sunday, 31 July 2011
Un mapamundi hecho con pieles de mandarinas!
World map made from the skins of mandarins :)
De / From Patada a seguir.
Saturday, 30 July 2011
To whomever these belong...
...may they collect them. I hope that there isn't a next time as we are tired of picking up crap and will take measures.
He vuelto desde lejos! Y ahora tengo internet!
I return from afar, and am reconnected to the internet!
Yo sé lo que tú hiciste el último verano...
I know what you did last summer...
Yo sé lo que tú hiciste el último verano...
I know what you did last summer...
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Einstein...you know, that guy who invented electricity - duh!
Idea: A man having an idea before Einstein.
Ignorance: The inventor of the light-bulb was Thomas Edison...
Los niños y los locos siempren tienen la razón
Pregunta: Qué quisiera tu máma para navidad?
Nino: Vino.
Monday, 18 July 2011
Si, elegiría yo eso también.
Son las 2 de la madrugada. Tú:
Solicitas un taxi para llevarte a casa.
Envias un mensaje a "Party Info." (Infomación fiesta)
Tienes sexo anal.
Paco!? Is that you!?
Label: Juicy chunks of Paco and liver.
Wherever is Paco?
New dog food, now with the meat from Pacos.
Saturday, 16 July 2011
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
La ropa interior según Brian.
Sexy Underwear (according to Brian):
For Her -
* Little Material.
* Bows.
* Lace.
* Silk.
For Him -
* Clean.
* No holes.
De / From Patada a Seguir.
Don't bother trying to recreate this, it won't work.
No te molestes en intentar recrear esta foto, no vas a lograrlo.
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Piedra, papel o tijera!
Antes de que inventaran la tijera y el papel, el juego no fue muy divertido.
From the one who cleared up the chunder.
Dear neighbors in our building: If you decide to throw parties, please take into account the following:
1. Do not vomit out of the window.
2. Don't make excessive noise.
3. In the case that you do make excessive noise, invite the rest of your neighbors.
4. Change your DJ.
Kindest regards,
Signed: The one who cleaned up the chunder.
Monday, 11 July 2011
Sunday, 10 July 2011
Saturday, 9 July 2011
Friday, 8 July 2011
Cosas que no se ven a menudo #1
Un conejillo de indias montado en una capibara.
Things you don't seen often #1: A guinea pig riding a capybara.
Weaselking
Thursday, 7 July 2011
Humourous? Yes. True? Sadly.
No me dan trabajo porque no tengo experiencia.
No tengo experiencia porque no me dan trabajo.
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Demasiados dulces!!!
Dos cachorros de gato patinegro nacieron en Nueva Orleans. Estos son gatitos muy importantes puesto que su especie está en el borde de la extinción :(
Two Black Footed Cat kittens born in New Orleans. These are very important little kittens as their species is on the edge of extinction :(
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Que te jodan quejica!
To the person who left my wallet at the police station:
For the small detail of you returning it I thank you, and as for the 20 "borrowed" euros that you took with you, I hope you spend them on whores, it's what I was going to do myself spending them on your mother. Tell your mother I'm sorry.
Your new friend.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Monday, 4 July 2011
Guess who's mum's favourite chick!
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Sunday, 3 July 2011
Algo me dice que alguien no estaba feliz con este anuncio...
Anuncio: Si este coche fuera mujer, le darían un pellizco al culo.
Grafiti: Si esta mujer fuera coche, te atropellaría.
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